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God is watching you

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a “Bend-Down-Select” under market & on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears”
*God is watching you*
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single
*God is watching you*
3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 54 yrs, your updates say “can’t
wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or your daddy?
*God is watching you*
4. You’re are drinking tap water & you update “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks”
*God is watching you*
5. You’re in the house watching WWE raw on KBC but you update “watching silver bird at the cinemas”
*God is watching you*
6. You sell retail biscuit airtime n chewing gums or in an MPESA SHOP & u update “had a long day in the office”
*God is watching you*
7. You are waiting for a matatu & you update “stuck in traffic thank God for the air conditioner in ma car”
*God is watching you*
8. You are using some a fake Nokia phone and you update your status “My laptop is slow”
*God is watching you*
9. You are in some fake slum n you update your status “near New York”
*God is watching you*
10. Your real name is Matigari/Matakwei or some funny names and on facebook u call yourself Mcute Pretty Bootylicious Fly
*God is watching you*
11.Ulikataa masomo ukiwa form 2 na profile yako umeandika “Studied MBA in KU ’09”
*God is watchin you*
12.Unakula ugali kavu na unaandika “At galittos;damn!i cant finish all this pizza ba maself!”
*God is watchin you*

  • Lindsey

    lol

  • Lindsey

    lol