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		<title>9 words women use</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laban Thua</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[9 words women use]]></category>
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		<title>A Kikuyu Entrepreneurial Mind</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 04:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gachiepatrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[A Kikuyu Entrepreneurial Mind]]></category>

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		<title>Why Do Men Die First?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laban Thua</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[husband]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Job application]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[teach]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know.]]></description>
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		<title>Best Inshas Ever</title>
		<link>http://softkenya.com/humour/best-inshas-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 16:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laban Thua</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day, the teacher asked students to write an Insha on ‘Umuhimu wa maji’. Let us sample inshas from two students, Mbogo and Akinyi. Mbogo wrote, Sikumoja ng’ombe setu silikuwa simenyota sana . Babangu aliniabia nisitware sikanywe maji. Silipofika, silikuta gatangi ka mai kamegaragario.Ng’ombe sikaanza kuania. Sikaania,sikaania sikaania mpaka babangu akatoka rugongo akakuja kianda. Akaniuliza [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Words Kikuyus Can’t Pronounce…</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Laban Thua</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wheelbarrow – Hurubaro 
  
Diesel – dithoro…. 
  
Sunday School – Sade Skoo 
  
Avocado – Ovacado or Macodofia 
  
Cholmondeley – Koromondo…Shoromondo…Shomondree…AAAAGH, Kamundu kau!!! 
  
Ushindwe – Chidwo….. 
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		<title>How Kenyan Are you? &#8211; Only Kenyans&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 20:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gachiepatrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ONLY Kenyans&#8230;&#8230;. 1. Are engaged for 5 years or more 2. Never bother to divorce, they just separate 3. Are late to church, work, and everything else EXCEPT when the disco is free before 9pm 4. Refer to diabetes as &#8216;SUGAR&#8217; 5. Show up at weddings, showers, graduation, birthday parties with a new outfit on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>JOB APPLICATION OF THE DECADE &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://softkenya.com/humour/job-application-of-the-decade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 05:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gachiepatrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Job application]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.]]></description>
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		<title>Bargaining for an air ticket</title>
		<link>http://softkenya.com/humour/bargaining-for-an-air-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 06:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gachie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Operator: Thank you for calling Kenya Airways. How may I help you?

Kenyan: Hallo. Germany ni pesa ngapi?]]></description>
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		<title>A special message for the parents &amp; parents-to-be</title>
		<link>http://softkenya.com/humour/a-special-message-for-the-parents-parents-to-be/</link>
		<comments>http://softkenya.com/humour/a-special-message-for-the-parents-parents-to-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 05:03:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gachiepatrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parents]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Parents, children are a photocopy of their parents’ character
You are the hydro power dams from which they
Can tap the power of living light.]]></description>
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		<title>When Lovers Wrote Letters With Dictionaries</title>
		<link>http://softkenya.com/humour/when-lovers-used-to-write-letters-with-dictionaries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gachie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Laove]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Sugar  
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously   and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you,   since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl.  ]]></description>
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