IT IS AIBU NDOGO NDOGO
Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu’s answer was: “Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep On the same bed. Every night my father asks, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?’ Then I say ‘No’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye.”
So the teacher says to him, “ Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer”. The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.
But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again. “My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?” He tells her: “Mam, Dad asked me again,,,,,’Jabu are you sleeping?… and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving{you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a
demented hyena on the bed” ….
Then my father asks my mother: ‘Are you coming?‘ Then my mom says, ‘Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?’ and my dad answered ‘Yes’. Not wanting to get left behind, I also answered and said ‘Wait for me, I’m also coming, let me just put on my shoes!’ THAT’S WHEN I GOT A NO SLAP BUT A BLOW.
Dont laugh this is serious because the teacher is now planning to sue the Dad for higher degree innocent child Abuse
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