KCPE 2010 – Rib Cracking Humour & Jokes
- Art & Craft; Q15: Name Three Joints. Answer: Rafikiz, Changes and Tamasha
- Where did Moses see the burning bush? A: Sanchangwan
- C.R.E How do we know Eve was not Chinese? Ans. She ate the fruit not the Snake
- GHC: Where is the Largest migration in Kenya ? A) Maasai Mara B) Thika rd C) Ngong rd D) Jogoo rd
- How many times did Agnes say OMG A) 12 B) 17 C) 9 D) None of the above
- Name 3 things you can make from sheet metal 1) Funnel 2) Tin can c)Mitch’s TPF4 suit
- C.R.E. Paper 1. Q2 When you are caught red handed you say a)OMG b)OMG c)OMG d)All the above x 5
- Science: A stimulus is something that makes you react quickly. Like seeing an AP in your rearview mirror
- Andika wingi wa Kibaki… a)Mabaki b)Mmmmwa-Kibaki c)Mkibaki d)Wakibaki
- Who among these is not a relative a) Brother Paul b) Sister Margaret c)Uncle Moody
- Which was the biggest M-Pesa transaction in Kenyan history? (5 marks) <~ Sale of Tokyo Embassy by Wetangula
- AP stands for: A)Atakumurder Pap B)Abnormal Police B) Askari Pumbavu C)Administratin Psychopath D) Akikuja potea E)Afadhali Punda
- Home Science: Which of the following foods is NOT rich in protein a)Chips Masala b) Chips Funga c)Chips Beba
- three guys were digging. Kamau was on the right, Makau on the left. Who was in the middle?
- Mary loads her fon with 20/= & calls her friend for 6 min. A) what nwk is mary on? B) how many bonga points will she get
- Draw with a protractor & pencil how Ruto “jumped into conclusion” & went to the hague
- Maliza Methali *Akili Ni Nywele* *Ujinga ni Weave* *Wazimu ni Mohawk
- gani kati ya hizi sio salamu mufti (a)ambapo? (b)otherwise? (c)what is (d)hawayu
- Discuss: Charging a Vitz KES 300 for parking fees is a form of child abuse (15 Marks)
- Write a composition ending with ……that’s the day I knew his name was Onyancha
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