Priest kept chickens at his village parish. One evening the cock went missing. At mass the priest asked:
“Who has a cock?”
All the men got up…..
“No! I meant who has seen a cock?”
All the women got up….
“No, No! Who has seen a cock that isn’t theirs?” Half the women got up.
“Oh for goodness sake! Who has seen my cock?” All the nuns got up!!

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