Mr  Khatendesi comes home  one night, and his wife Shitienyi throws her arms around his neck: “Darling I am a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby!”
“wow! That is great dear” says the man.
The doc gave me a test today .,…..” but until we found out for sure, we cant tell anybody ,”
The husband promises not to tell anyone.
The next day, a guy from Kenya power and lighting comes , checks on the electrcity meter and asks to see the boss of the home becouse they had  not paid their previous monthly bill.
“Are u Mrs khatendesi?”
“Yes.”
“You are a month overdue, do you know that?”

“How do you know ?” stammers the
young woman.
“Well, madam , its in our files!”
says the stima man .
“What! in your files!”
“Absolutely,”confirms the stima man.

“Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight,”  That night she accuses her hubby of telling the  K P L C people about her pregnancy when they had agreed to hold it till the tests return.

The man vehemently pleads his innocence . The next day, he rushes, mad as a bull, to the stima plaza offices and shouts to the man he was shown to help him ,

“Whats going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
What business is that of yours?”  he shouts.
“Just calm down , says the official its nothing serious,  All you have to do is to pay us. ”

“Pay you? Why? it is mine = my own!”
“Yes it is yours but you have to pay.”
” And if I refuse?”
”Well, in that case , sir we will  have no option but to cut it off.”
“CUT IT OFF? Was that a crime?  And what will my wife do then?” Khatendesi asks.

“Idont know . I guess she will have to start using a CANDLE ”

Khatendesi  fainted.!

Did you like this post? Share it with your friends using the Facebook or Twitter buttons above.