Dear Sir
I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup has already began. This
is not just any other tournament, it’s the World Cup! Please note that
this tournament will be on till 11th July.
During this period take note of the following:
* I will be clocking off earlier than usual in order to watch the
kick off of the first game
.
* Do not be surprised if I report a little bit late,
it will depend on the time the last game finishes.
* Production will go up during this month as almost all employees
will be happy and highly motivated (Check Maslow’s Motivation Theories
with Human Resource).
* I know you are into other boring sports like golf, cricket,
bowling, saf-sevens etc. Please if you want to fit in the work environment for the
next one month, try to know something about soccer, even asking a
foolish question like ” Is Zambia playing tonight?” is welcome, that is
if you really want to fit in, or else you will be a loner for one full
month.
* Greeting each other in the morning will change from “Good
morning” to “How was the game last night?”
* I will not accept to work overtime during this period as no
amount of money can buy me to miss a game. Therefore make sure you don’t
give me any work after I log out.
* I will need to be up-to-date with the latest; therefore the
first 1 hour before I log in, is for accessing sports websites and other
updates on the internet and also chatting with friends on phone. Kindly activate the net.
* Lastly, please do not think you can fire me should you decide to
break any of the above rules as you will have to fire everyone.
Thank you for your understanding.
Yours faithfully,
Soccer Crazy Employee
Cc: Welfare Chairman
FIFA
United Nations
Kenya Human Rights Commission
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