Kenyans comments on Uhuru Kenyatta’s land debate – Humour

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Hilarious Kenyans took to the social media (FB &Twitter) to give their views on Uhuru Kenyatta’s land debate.  This is after Uhuru Kenyatta admitted that his family owns 30,000 acres of land in Taita Taveta County and that and had recently “donated 4,000 acres to settle squatters.

Uhuru Kenyatta

Uhuru Kenyatta

Here are some of the rib cracking comments from Kenyans:

  1. Uhuru is allowed to beat around the bush,he owns the bush
  2. Uhuru owns the land in shamba la wanyama
  3. Apparently Uhuru owns so much land he is everyone’s neighbour
  4. Uhuru was advised not to mention how much land they own since the sign language guy wouldn’t be able to show that in signs
  5. Ati the only land on Uhuru’s mind is landslide victory on Monday.
  6. Uhuru even owns that land in Land Rover and Land Cruiser.
  7. Please dont take Uhuru to the Hague…he’ll steal all the LAND and leave it as The Nether….s”
  8. Even the land that Moses was told by God to remove his shoes cz he was stepping on holy land is Uhuru’s.”
  9. Uduak: uhuru kenyatta is it true that you own that land between a rock and a hard place?”
  10. Uhuru owns so much land, when you land in trouble you are on his property
  11. Joe Ageyo: How much land do you own? Uhuru: First and foremost, you are standing on my land!
  12. Uhuru also owns the Spacious Land btn Ole Kiyapi’s teeth.
  13. Uhuru owns Shamba la Wanyama, the Promised Land and the weekend plot.
  14. If Uhuru is to chair the land commission we’ll only have the commission left by the time he leaves
  15. Uhuru probably has warning signs on his land saying “Beware, land mine!”
  16. Even if Uhuru sells his Taita Taveta land at Kshs 1 per acre, its still expensive than the 22k champagne
  17. Susan Tujuane from #SouthC should help Uhuru in fencing all that land .. Damn you people
  18. Uhuru owns Eng- Land.
  19. Everytime pilots ask for permision to Land, guess who’s at the end of the line? Yap U guessed Uhuru
  20. Mkikasirisha Uhuru auze land yake itabidi tumehama
  21. Uduak: Uhuru, Whats your comment about Land? Uhuru: To be honest, HomeLAND is an awesome series.” Haha…lol.
  22. Tukiimba anthem..bless this our LAND and nation.. chances are ni hio ya uhuru
  23. Can u stop this Talk of #Uhuru and Land………4 christ sake the guy is called #Kenya_tta he is the landlord period.
  24. Usisemme Uhuru, Sema Landlord.
  25. Uhuru doesn’t sing ‘and our home land of kenya’ in the national anthem. He sings ‘and my home land of kenya’

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