- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
- Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After awhile you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
- Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
- Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
- It is not exactly cheating; I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
- Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
- Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Forgive your enemies but remember their names!
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to
my father He said he wanted more proof.
- Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that’s both, is dental.
- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your Stupidity.
- I was born intelligent Education ruined me
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation….What more can I say…
- If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then, what exactly are the others here for?
- Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak
- How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
- Money is not everything. There’s Master Card & Visa
- One should love animals They are so tasty
- Save water. Shower with your girl friend (or boyfriend)
- Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
- The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise
- Success is a relative term – It brings so many relatives
- Never put off the work till tomorrow -What you can put off today
- Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop
- Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children
- “Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep
- There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning
- “Hard work never killed anybody – But why take the risk?
- “Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!
- God made relatives. – Thank God we can choose our friends
- When two’s company, – Three’s the result!
- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know.
Have a thoughtful week.
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- APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.