Life in Kenya is very pleasant

  •  Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
  • Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
    After awhile you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
  • Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  • Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  • It is not exactly cheating; I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
  • Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
  • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
  • Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • Forgive your enemies but remember their names!
  • The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  • I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to
    my father He said he wanted more proof.
  • Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that’s both, is dental.
  • If your father is a poor man, it is your fate But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your Stupidity.
  • I was born intelligent Education ruined me
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation….What more can I say…
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, Then, what exactly are the others here for?
  • Since light travels faster than sound, People appear bright until you hear them speak
  • How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
  • Money is not everything. There’s Master Card & Visa
  • One should love animals They are so tasty
  • Save water. Shower with your girl friend (or boyfriend)
  • Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two
  • Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
  • The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise
  • Success is a relative term – It brings so many relatives
  • Never put off the work till tomorrow -What you can put off today
  • Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop
  • Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children
  • “Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep
  • There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning
  • “Hard work never killed anybody – But why take the risk?
  • “Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!
  • God made relatives. – Thank God we can choose our friends
  • When two’s company, – Three’s the result!
  • The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know.

Have a thoughtful week.

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