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Hilarious: A love letter by a ‘businessman’ to his girlfriend.

Kimani a graduate of Accounting ,wrote a letter to
his GF…..

Love letter from an Accountant
In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now partners, I write this Narration.

Your beauty is the Capital of our
business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.

Your first love I have already indicated
On the Ledger Folio column,
Any way, our relations are based on
Double Entry System.

Our love is Real & Tangible proposals,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.
Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
And so my partner now ,let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.
And any difference in the Trial Balance,
And In the Balance Sheet of our life.
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry
Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry
Creditors?
But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
A balance Sheet
And the Auditor will certify thus,
“THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF
LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING Muchiri
and his Gf’s life Account
Your dying Accountant in love,
Muchiri


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